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wipe that smug fucking grin off your face and off of this planet.

Look, you got Fabio as a side kick for your unlitigated bullshit

Butter troll

swallow stuff under the sink

Unless you are a hopeless spinster who rather decorates her dignity with used condomns.

If that still requires more explanation, you might as well ask your husband to purchase a new vibrator for your misplaced rage.

The only thing you’ve ever played with was a doll used in pedophile trials so the kids can show where there were touched by their alleged molester.

sucked one too many diseased cocks and turned you into a ****ing retard

Mind of a 60-year-old fascist cab driver

Your mother left you cookies while you were whacking off

Your cretinous babble is driving your mom to pamper her vagina with a silk diaphragm. Stop being an overweening little bitch who whines about someone’s failed policies.

Did you just come back from the Thinking-Too-Hard festival?

You died of looking shitty

Caugh up your mother’s clitoris and quit it with your meretricious babble.

Your pherological analysis is nothing short of a cretinous moron who seeks enlightenment by licking public restroom toilet sits.

I don’t feel like sitting here while you indulge yourself in your little mastebatory antics

We all have to learn to live within your limitations.

comes off as just another garden variety redneck misogynist. He lacks both the intellect and intestinal fortitude to confront Coulter on the issues, so he resorts to cheap name calling and he-man neanderthalisms to get his point across.

When junior finds a lump on his testicals

What do you got a GPS system implanted in your penis?

every gobbet of stale drollery, every tired urban legend and every goofy web site on the internet.

An admitted male feminist

senile delinquent (a virtue-filled old person who is bad and naughty)

nasuaing diversed grabed back of genetic people you call family

She should sue the fucking sperm that fertilized her in 1972.

I wouldn’t trust this failed Muppet to guard my deodorant, much less …

That’s why your husband and I ejaculated on your flat chest so the first nutritious food your child ever tastes to be a warm cum.

Pus puking hell

I’ll put seed in your belly

Lose your vagina virginity to the mechanical bull and anal virginity to a lamp shade.

A kind of liar that could only exist on the dole in the fantasy land of the PC-infested academia.

whose job as a deceptive GOP verbal gymnast it is to spray perfume on turds

Double D cup, or double degregation and that cup is tipping over

Stick to your MacDoland’s and occasional perverted underage Japanese masturbatory sessions.

sort of like if talcum powder had a wee bit of fart dust in it

Where did you get your GED, JC Penny?

I just want to rub my asshole up and down its face until it starts yodeling for mercy.

insert my giant penis into her salivating hole and thrust it so deep that when I ejaculated I could see my sperm floating around her epiglottis

tiny viagra-fueled woodies

If I ever fuck you, I should be getting a humanitarian award for my infinite kindness

Parking Chinese food in your refrigrator which you occasionally smell and recoil of tangy smell

Have you lost your lollypop?

Why don’t you grab your BB gun, head to the woods and kill something. Ya, you’re DA man.

You are entertaining us like an STD

Your hands is your only lover

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you have a face for naked webcam strip tease and not a mind for psychoanalysis nor political punditry. Stick to your strong suits

For someone who has sexual fantasies of a cartoon character, this conversation is way beyond your intellectual capacity.

Reminiscence of your childhood gratification disorder; yes Charlie, good times are just around the corner

Demonstrating cataleptic insanity, courtesy of your cocaine withdrawal

The only thing I am [un]covering is your prevaricating goblin-breathed racist mouth foaming garbage while being probed by an electro-ejaculator.

right-wing country fried rube

grossed out by your period-stained-hazy-hangover-Sunday boxer shorts

Your contribution is as useless as a drunken fluffer standing by the bathroom at a shitty porn party somewhere in San Fernando Valley.

it will turn your penis into a question mark

fat girls are easy because they haven’t had any sex, so their ankles are up by their ears.

Coprophagia is the consumption of feces

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Pile Of steaming estrogen

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You are just an old man yelling at the clouds for not morphing into shape of a breast.

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in an ironic Al Bundy kind of way

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passively accept whatever they shove it up the fart hole.

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turning tricks in sailors hammocks to pay for retirement

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What is it about belly-shirt-wearing little twinks that makes all of us, gay or straight or male or female, want to tie them to a moldy mattress in a cold, locked basement?

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but being a metal groupie has gone from a glamorous past time to something just below cleaning out the foreskins of deformed orphans in Chernobyl.

Here we go with yet another neo-con conspiracy theorist who got nothing other than firing up tiresome, rehearsed liberal-bashing vitriol to get his jollies off. and “sucking osama’s dick?” Come’n big boy, is that the extent of your diatribe? Listen Shirley, I simply gave you a dose of reality now you are rolling on your own shit-stained underwear, sophomorically regurgitating run-around blather, pretending to be something you will never mount to be, pathetic. Have your mouth sealed shut with venearl wartz or better, stick to mindless pro-wrestling and urine-flavored beer for your misplaced rage. you’ve just sucked one too many diseased cocks and turned into a fucking retard with brain capacity of an 80-year-old fascist cab driver.

“President Bush is our greatest President…” Ya, go figure, conginetal idiocy is an impedement to learning and you’ve displayed that fact amply here. your tiny viagra fueled woodies wouldn’t get your far in life, cheese-tits.

I give you a hint: I ain’t liberal but I fist fuck an american traitor, neo-con anywhere, anytime. now go back to your pile of steaming estrogen where turning tricks in sailors hammocks is the only way you’ll pay for your retirement.

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Inbreeding with a girl who has an IQ lower than 60 doesn’t really make you a man and that pains you. Your best bet is to stick to asking a 1-800 operator for dates.

only fans wake up in missourri every morning in a pool of their cousins bodily fluids to the theme tune for deliverance

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You pointless gabber proved to be nothing more than a cow mooing while taking a shit the size of a dinner plate.

Your aimless banter and pointless gabber prove to be nothing more than the equivalent of a cow mooing (camel moaning) while taking shit the size of dinner plates.

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I bet you jerk-off in front of a mirror everynight and then cry yourself to sleep

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you should petition your dad’s penis to return to his ballsac

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Good for you tit droopers

You get a hard-on by just staring at my doody

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I know you are creaming with self-congratulations while reciting a eulogy of your favorite mole porn daddy.

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You have nothing to contribute to humanity, so the stay fuck out.

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Finish high school, get your license and job first, then come here gasconade on being cognizant of verbal parameters.

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You are not a pretentious cocksucker who yearns attention even if it means taking your little daughter to a violent pedophile cell block for a strip tease.

Skull and spiderweb tattoos? Check. Studded bracelet and bullet belt? Check. Karate bandana over greasy hair? Check. All the tough-guy accoutrements of a gang member in a movie from the 1970s? Check, check, check.

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a great exodus from the ballbark of the bullshitters.

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their heads lodged securely in their assholes –cherished nutsack —

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Another moron whose genetic line thankfully came to a crashing end.

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Go piss on an electrical cord outside your shack then practice tight rope walking on it.

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that poor little Robbie got his sphincters sodomized by a big black convict named Mandingo

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You haven’t been able to locate your dick since Reagon administration

Your teeth are so yellow I cant believe it’s not butter.

Your forehead’s so big you could show slides on it.

You are so stank that your shit is glad to escape from your ass.

You’re so short I can see your feet on your driver’s license.

Afros on her nipples.

You are so hairy that your armpits look like you got Don King in a headlock.

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You ever tried Internet dating? I know you did because I read it on a bathroom wall

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cumburn

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It’s as bad as when you try to hide your farts with coughing

The only time you smell food is when I fart

belch like a viking god and release farts that would blind small animals

Ever farted so bad you thought it might actually catapult you across the room?

You get off by farting in the crowded elevator

you want to rip off your pants, wrench open the nearest window, and let rip with a long, pungent anal symphony of highs and lows so mellifluous they create a new musical scale.

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only to get you to say yes on tape so i can beat you senseless and get off the hook by pleading faggot rage

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It pains me to not be able to run over and give you a “Colombian Necktie” and wipe that smug fucking grin off you face and off of this planet.

So jolly, so cheerful, so fucking fake I want to destroy everything you hold sacred.

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You don’t choke on chugging energy drinks and eating gross microwavable pizza and roasted peanuts.

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people with two brain cells who can rob them against each other

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Come back when your testicals just descended.

Slurp your noddle soap and drink your koolaid

Naming your pimples

classroom erection

A closer examination of you shows that you’ve grown a third testicle and your voice dropped an octave.

Wait until the doctor cut the embelical cord then come here coo…

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People with dogs are a bummer because they’re putting their loneliness on a leash for all the world to see.

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when your pierced genitals are dragging on the street and your fucking feedbags are hanging out of your leather jacket it may be time to take it down a notch.

a haggard old spinster whose pussy is sealed shut with venereal warts.

Earth tranny

erase all his testosterone with an elaborate airbrushed mess of make up

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Why don’t go get a Swastika tatooed on your implanted penis and give a Nazi solute as a way of displaying your solidarity to the ideology of hatred which you have surmised by watching countless hours of “news alerts.”

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You are bleeding all over this thread, wipe yourself clean.

You are getting one pussy hair from turning into a fart breeze.

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Cupcake warriors

Arm-chair generals

another keyboard sock puppet warrior acting tough, armed with nothing but a keyboard while sitting in his mother’s basement.

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Making fun of your linguistic deficiency is as unfair as English language overmatching George Bush.

Your scrambled English grammar and set of incoherent discourse fail me.

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Drunk on your own ignorance

Deeply misguided that you have become allergic to reality of our lives.

You don’t find such level of naivity outside of 1970’s porno flicks.

Old enough to cut the emblical cord of ignorance

Your reasoning sucks and your silence is blessing

Your half-cocked knowledge on international affairs flounders to even surpass the lassitude on sex-practice of native people.

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I envision torturing each and every one of you petulant fuckers.

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If you consider roasted peanuts a “large” word (as opposed to more appropriate contextual phrase “big”), then all hopes are lost. If there is an assay of disparagement, at least make it so the other 12 monkeys around you squeal; yours pars with monkey shit-fight in a zoo.

Not only your sophomoric psycho analytical fantasies are sooooo 1930’s, but it beats “Yo Mama Jokes” of mid 90’s by minimum of 70 years where it lands 100 miles in the town called “Don’t Let My Kids Near This Guy”. Let me show you how it’s done son.

Remember the time when you were kid, one day daddy comes from work, pulls your pants down, grabs your pee-pee and asks, “Do you know what Bible says about homosexuals?,” “No, daddy,” you reply. He would then take a random page from the Bible and gives a deep paper cut on your genital.

You jerk back in writhing agony but he tugs you back, repetitively inflecting gashes with great celerity, grinding his teeth, and searching for that rare moment of anguish in your screams. Tears roll down and knees sap, you succumb to a sad realization, that you may never be able to play with your piss pump ever again.

As you witness the blood running down your puny legs and getting ready to accept the ground’s invitation, he pierces you suspending in midair, while holding the blood-soaked Bible, whispering, “You go and tell them [sinners], blood of Christ was shed for this Bible. Look at it son! you literally giving your “head” in the name of the lord.”

Fast forwarding a few decades, we now know what has made you a senile delinquent that you are today — a walking disease with cacophony of nightmares plaguing your daily life and bone chilling “Why are you doing this to me daddy?” mutters. I am telling you man, you should never petition your ballsac to return to your mutilated penis. Oh! The pungent aroma of obloquy.

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Your feeble attempt to instigate a physical threat over the Internet is the newest fucking low you’ve achieved since your days as the test subject to rectum-probing electro-ejaculator.

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If that gargantuan pile of human waste could put as much effort into becoming a respectable sight to humanity as she put stuffing her overblown carcass with food, then there might be a chance for her to forgo being the punchline to every “fat momma” joke currently making the email rounds.

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prevaricating the falsehood is the newest fucking low you’ve achieved since your days as the test subject to rectum-probing electro-ejaculator.

Your desperate attempt to link every other person, who seeks to expose your run-around equivocations, to an ethnic group who you and your fellow Zionist cocksuckers have shown a great deal of bigotry and hatred is the newest fucking low you’ve reached since your days as the test subject to rectum-probing electro-ejaculator. Wail on your gratutious failed assumptions… I am a “non-believer” who opposes aggression bestowed upon oppressed people.

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So why don’t you stick to climaxing to wrestling, roasted peanuts, and urine-flavored beer for your misplaced rage.

Small words. If that’s the best you can come up with, you might as well stick to wearing condoms, quaffing urine flavored beer, and gorging on roasted peanuts.

If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off.

Why don’t you stick to your wrestling, Dragon Ball Zero alpha-male cretinous fairytale, and religious induced masturbatory sessions for your misguided grievance.

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The only time you smell hot food is when I fart!

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I can personally attest to the fact that this “Sarah” character is a nefarious ne’er-do-well, a cad, a rogue, and dare I say it, a tango pirate in the extreme. I, on the other hand, while somewhat lacking in chest size (especially compared to you, my love!), have the most curious natural gift of a giant phallus on the back of my right knee. Dotty dear, this phallus is available for your around the clock pleasure, and unlike the genitalia of this “Sarah” is free of the diseases spread by common street curs and trollops.

Furthermore, half of the rooms of my house have extraordinarily low ceilings, created in anticipation of your arrival. You now never have to feel inadequate ever again. I will also give you an endless supply of kittens and puppies, to be used however you feel necessary.

I think your choice is clear. I wait with expectant and quivering anticipation for your reply. P.S. By the way, the phallus on the back of my knee is really more of a razorcock. That’s not an issue for you, is it?

Now, now, Sarah. I think I more than make up for your admirable celibacy. I sleep with anyone and everyone, man, woman, amputee, whatever. It is odd that I’m not a happier person, since I seem to get laid all the time. The truth is, though, that by fucking anything with legs (or without, in the case of the amputees) I am trying unsuccessfully to break a sexual obsession I have on my mother. I’m sick, help me. I’m the one who masterbates in my cat’s litterbox.

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At least I didn’t get my clothes from Toys R Us. Who are you trying to seduce? Babies?

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No, not quite like your Spartanesque superlatives. You know you are part of the most fucked up operation since the Rape of Nanking.

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you just let them fist fuck you so deep that you’ll end up licking their fingers clean and thank them for feeding you. Game over.